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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
—
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
So they tried
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks